"The reason I talk to myself is..." - Quote by George Carlin
The reason I talk to myself is that I'm the only one whose answers I accept.
More by George Carlin
“I like to write without being stoned. I like to have a hit or two and then go punch up the writing. I just see different things and hear different things. But it's nice to be working from the base that I wrote originally and then come to it with a little buzz. I can have a little wine from time to time. I have a hit from time to time, but those are the only things I do.”
“Griddle cakes, pancakes, hot cakes, flapjacks: why are there four names for grilled batter and only one word for love?”
“That invisible hand of Adam Smith seems to offer an extended middle finger to an awful lot of people.”
More on Self Reliance
“Who is he that shall control me? Why may not I act and speak and write and think with entire freedom? What am I to the universe, or, the unvierse, what is it to me? Who hath forged the chains of wrong and right, of Opinion and Custom? And must I wear them?”
“Our country is great because it is built on principles of self-reliance, opportunity, innovation, and compassion for others.”
“You believe lies so you eventually learn to trust no one but yourself.”
More on Independence
“The best people to work for are me, myself and I.”
“I always wanted to experience the street life because my teenage life in Aberdeen was so boring. But I was never really independent enough to do it. I applied for food stamps, lived under the bridge, and built a fort at the cedar mill.”
“My feet is my only carriage.”