"I like to complain and do nothing..." - Quote by Kurt Cobain

“I'm all for stage diving, but just don't step on my pedals”

“Forever in debt to your priceless advice.”

“She eyes me like a pisces.”

“I'm a very simple person. I'm very shallow. Shallow, simple, easily pleased: that's me.”

“I was sorry to have my name mentioned as one of the great authors, because they have a sad habit of dying off. Chaucer is dead, Spencer is dead, so is Milton, so is Shakespeare, and I’m not feeling so well myself.”

“Of course my jokes are in poor taste, inappropriate, and confused; they reveal my lack of security. But that is because I have no respect for myself.”

“It is equality of monotony which makes the strength of the British Isles.”

“Always remember your kid's name.”

“There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.”