"I don't see how he lost five..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“Nobody can be all smiley all the time, but having a good positive attitude isn't something to shrug off.”

“I don't know. How hot is it supposed to be?”

“I really didn't say everything I said.”

“The man who sets out to carry a cat by its tail learns something that will always be useful and which never will grow dim or doubtful.”

“I've been on a 46-year diet of olives and alcohol. The latter I consume. The former I save and use over again in more alcohol. In my lifetime, I imagine, I have consumed at least $200,000 worth of whisky.”

“No one has ever seen a Republican mass meeting that was devoid of the perception of the ludicrous.”

“The score never interested me, only the game.”

“I get a feeling about where a teammate is going to be. A lot of times, I can turn and pass without even looking.”

“The French don't have a baseball team. And if they did, there'd only be a left field, and no one would be safe.”