"Of all exercises, walking is the best...." - Quote by Thomas Jefferson

“Although our prospect is peace, our policy and purpose are to provide for defense by all those means to which our resources are competent.”

“While old men feel sensibly enough their own advance in years, they do not sufficiently recollect it in those whom they have seenyoung.”

“We need a revolution every 20 years just to keep government honest.”

“I do the same exercises I did 50 years ago and they still work. I eat the same food I ate 50 years ago and it still works.”

“I can't do exercises regularly because my schedule changes from day to day. I'm okay with hurting myself, like I'll lift something until it hurts, but I don't want to pass out or vomit in front of people.”

“Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind.”

“Health is worth more than learning.”

“I was very pleased to get a Supreme Court justice suggesting a column, so I went and did a column about Beano. I went with my wife and another guy to a Mexican restaurant, which we thought would be the ultimate test for an antiflatulance product. There's a reason most of Mexico is located out of doors. And it worked. Several newspapers refused to run that column. But they did run advertisements for Beano.”

“Cancer research is a growth industry.”