"I've got four dogs, and I just..." - Quote by Kobe Bryant
I've got four dogs, and I just don't do dog doo. I'm a diva when it comes to that.
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“Can I jump over two or three guys like I used to? No. Am I as fast as I used to be? No, but I still have the fundamentals and smarts. That's what enables me to still be a dominant player. As a kid growing up, I never skipped steps. I always worked on fundamentals because I know athleticism is fleeting.”
“I love the weather, I love my '63 droptop Impala, I love the 405, and I love my guys.”
“I like playing for the purple and gold. This is where I want to finish up.”
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“Depending upon my activities, I sleep between five and ten hours every night. I sleep in an extra-wide single bed, and I use only one heavy down comforter over me, summer or winter. I have never been able to wear pajamas or creepy nightgowns; they disturb my sleep.”
“I can no more explain why I like "natural history" than why I like California canned peaches; nor why I do not care for that enormous brand of natural history which deals with invertebrates any more than why I do not care for brandied peaches. All I can say is that almost as soon as I began to read at all I began to like to read about the natural history of beasts and birds and the more formidable or interesting reptiles and fishes.”
“As a rule I had a distaste for any reading beyond my school books.”