"It's a trip when people take sobriety..." - Quote by Eminem

“But you lied again. Now you get to watch her leave out the window. Guess that's why they call it 'window pane.”

“The kids are old enough now - I just want to let them be kids. I don't want to comment on them too much. They're at an age where I just want to let them be kids.”

“I'm not really book-smart.”

“Getting clean made me grow up. I feel like all the years that I was using drugs, I wasn't growing as a person.”

“I had to stop drinking alcohol, because I used to wake up nude in front of my car with my keys in my ass.”

“I would fain keep sober always; and there are infinite degrees of drunkenness.”

“There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. It makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel. Total loss of all basic motor skills, blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue - the mind recoils in horror, unable to communicate with the spinal column. Which is interesting, because you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can’t control it.”

“I couldn't imagine living the way I used to live. Now people come up to me from the drug days and go, 'Hi, remember me?' And I'm going, 'No, did I have sex with you? Did I take a dump in your tool box?'”

“Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer: You can do it, just not as well as the others, really.”