"It was impossible to get a conversation..." - Quote by Yogi Berra
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
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“I love baseball, I really do. I always told my Dad, I'm not gonna make it working... I like to play ball too much. Which I did. I played hard. You gotta work at this game. You really do. And its fun doing it if you do it the right way.”
“As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."”
“If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.”
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“Plato had defined Man as an animal, biped and featherless, and was applauded. Diogenes plucked a fowl and brought it into the lecture-room with the words, "Behold Plato's man!"”
“Yes, always avoid violence. In this age of charity and kindliness, the time has gone by for such things. Leave dynamite to the low and unrefined.”
“Three years ago I came to Florida without a nickel in my pocket. Now I've got a nickel in my pocket”
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“After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him... The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.”
“Clever talk and domineering manner have little to with being a Man at His Best.”
“The orator is thereby an orator that keeps his feet ever on a fact.”