"The other teams could make trouble for..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“Well, I used to look like this when I was young and now I still do.”

“I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?”

“Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.”

“My wife isn't very bright. The other day she was at the store, and just as she was heading for our car, someone stole it! I said, "Did you see the guy that did it?" She said, "No, but I got the license plate."”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“When I was a kid and we used to play Post Office, I was the Dead Letter Office.”

“The new definition of a heathen is a man who has never played baseball.”

“Sports are such a great teacher. I think of everything they've taught me: camaraderie, humility, how to resolve differences.”

“Football isn't a contact sport; it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport.”