“And now to sleep, to dream...perchance to fart.”
“I’ve been really fortunate in that I guess I was hired to do A Cook’s Tour, I was already a known quantity, meaning I had written a really obnoxious book and nobody expected me to be anyone that I wasn’t already.”
“There is no Final Resting Place of the Mind.”
“I'd learned something... Food had power. It could inspire, astonish, shock, excite, delight and impress. It had the power to please me... and others. This was valuable information.”
“I'm of a generation that romanticizes and maybe even over-romanticized things that were painful, that hurt others. I feel that. But I don't know if I have any regrets.”
“I wish I could play bass like Larry Graham or Bootsy Collins. My God, I'd give up just about everything else for that.”
“Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.”
“There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail.”
“I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster”
“...and then, in dreaming, / The clouds methought would open and show riches / Ready to drop upon me, that when I waked / I cried to dream again.”
“O, then I see Queen Mab hath been with you. . . . She is the fairies’ midwife, and she comes In shape no bigger than an agate stone On the forefinger of an alderman, Drawn with a team of little atomi Athwart men’s noses as they lie asleep.”
“For in that sleep of death what dreams may come.”
“Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, but not for love.”
“Present fears are less than horrible imaginings.”
“The very substance of the ambitious is merely the shadow of a dream.”
“Sleep knits up the raveled sleeve of care.”
“You lack the season of all natures, sleep.”