"Thou art a Castilian King urinal!..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“A woman moved is like a fountain troubled, Muddy, ill-seeming, thick, bereft of beauty.”

“They that touch pitch will be defiled.”

“In time the savage bull doth bear the yoke.”

“For two hours, some guy followed me around with a pooper scooper.”

“I see you are an idiot, whatever else you may be.”

“You know I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters?”

“I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront to your intelligence.”

“'Sblood, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish! O for breath to utter what is like thee! you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck!”

“You can have no influence over those for whom you have underlying contempt.”