"Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on..." - Quote by Clint Eastwood

“Everybody's got a right to be a sucker ... once.”

“When I look back on my life, I don't have regrets about what I didn't do. If I'd become a musician, it could have ruined my life.”

“Over my career I played some badass characters. So, people sometimes think I should have a .44 magnum. But that's not true, I don't have that. But I do fire them and I do enjoy target shooting and all that sort of thing. I'm not much of a hunter. I don't like killing animals, but I love to shoot.”

“Scotch needs water like a fish needs a bicycle.”

“I have been known as a crank, faddist, madman. Evidently the reputation is well deserved. For wherever I go, I draw to myself cranks, faddists, and madmen.”

“The stupid are invincible.”

“If I'm training I'm cutting weight for a competition. I'm hard. I'm pretty much eating animal protein and that's it. No rice, no beans, certainly no sweets.”

“I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.”

“How does a sesame seed stick to a bun? That's magical. There must be some sesame seed glue out there. Either that or they're adhesive on one side. Peel off the backing, place it on the bun.”