“I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!”

“She [Benzino] is obsessed with me. I never would think I would see the day when I seen the worst rapper in the world going against one of the best.”

“Imma be what I set out to be without a doubt undoubtedly.”

“My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.”

“My morals went when the president got oral.”

“O, how I faint when I of you do write, Knowing a better spirit doth use your name, And in the praise thereof spends all his might To make me tongue-tied speaking of your fame.”

“Most x-rated films are advertised as "adult entertaintment,"for "mature adults," when in reality they are juvenile entertainment for immature and insecure people.”

“Only the insecure strive for security.”