"Fools are as like husbands as pilchards..." - Quote by William Shakespeare

“Being holiday, the beggar's shop is shut.”

“Gold were as good as twenty orators.”

“You know that loveWill creep in service where it cannot go.”

“Mr. Nixon has, in the last seven days, called me an economic ignoramus, a Pied Piper, and all the rest. I've just confined myself to calling him a Republican. But he says that is getting low.”

“The best way to deal with procrastination is to postpone it.”

“I wrote about why I didn't think libertarians are really doing this kind of thing so that they can have sex with dogs. I discussed some of the reasons that a person might want to live out of the control of our federal, state, local, and every other form of government. Actually, I don't think I even called myself a libertarian. I think Tom Shroder identified me as one.”

“The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man, is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage!”

“I have thrust myself into this maze,Haply to wive and thrive as best I may.”

“Plain women are always jealous of their husbands. Beautiful women never are. They are always so occupied with being jealous of other women's husbands.”