"Everything beeps now...." - Quote by George Carlin

“Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.”

“The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite directions.”

“A person of good intelligence and of sensitivity cannot exist in this society very long without having some anger about the inequality - and it's not just a bleeding-heart, knee-jerk, liberal kind of a thing - it is just a normal human reaction to a nonsensical set of values where we have cinnamon flavored dental floss and there are people sleeping in the street.”

“I never thought, in my lifetime, that you'd be able to watch movies, read books and listen to music from a phone, but I guess the technology of tomorrow is here today.”

“The animal merely makes a bed, which he warms with his body in a sheltered place; but man, having discovered fire, boxes up some air in a spacious apartment, and warms that, instead of robbing himself, makes that his bed, in which he can move about divested of more cumbrous clothing, maintain a kind of summer in the midst of winter, and by means of windows even admit the light and with a lamp lengthen out the day.”

“The creative industries tend to dismiss technology as just something to buy and not understand how hard it is and how creative it can be as well.”

“Intuition is a strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not.”

“People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy?”

“The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.”