"The game was two hours, with the..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.”

“I don't mean to be funny.”

“The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.”

“My father watched football with the sound off because he lived in fear of hearing the voice of Howard Cosell.”

“Hullie's a lot like a garbage can. You step on the pedal with your foot and the top opens up.”

“There is a progression of understanding vis-a-vis pro football that varies drastically with the factor of distance -- physical, emotional, intellectual and every other way. Which is exactly the way it should be, in the eyes of the amazingly small number of people who own and control the game, because it is this finely managed distance factor that accounts for the high-profit mystique that blew the sacred institution of baseball off its ''national pastime'' pedestal in less than fifteen years.”

“I am rather tired, and no longer young enough to pillage the night to make up for the deficit of hours in the day..." JRR Tolkien, Letter # 174”

“We are here lounging our time away, doing nothing, and having nothing to do. It gives me great regret to be passing my time so uselessly when it could have been so importantly employed at home.”

“Time shall unfold what plaited cunning hides: Who cover faults, at last shame them derides.”