"You should always go to other people's..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“Ninety percent of all mental errors are in your head.”

“I can see how he (Sandy Koufax) won twenty-five games. What I don't understand is how he lost five.”

“Referring to the bad sun conditions in left field at the stadium: It gets late out there early.”

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”

“You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exactly how much coffee is in a certain coffee machine at Cambridge University in England; exactly how many sodas are available in certain vending machines at certain major universities; and much, much more.”

“I was a hip kid. When I saw Bambi it was the midnight show.”

“A sincere compliment is always grateful to a lady, so long as you don't try to knock her down with it.”

“If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy - if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.”

“It is your turn to say something now, Mr. Darcy. I talked about the dance, and you ought to make some kind of remark on the size of the room, or the number of couples.”