"I know some of the best Dolly..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“I think that all creative people are a little bit nuts.”

“I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.”

“People make jokes about my bosoms, why don't they look underneath the breasts at the heart? It's obvious I've got big ones and if people want to assume they're not mine, then let them.”

“What a childhood I had. Once on my birthday my ol' man gave me a bat. The first day I played with it, it flew away.”

“Truth is such a precious article - let us all economize in its use.”

“Few of us can stand prosperity. Another man's, I mean.”

“I was the world's ugliest baby. I have photos of my folks leaving the hospital with sacks over their heads... I asked my mother how to turn off the electric fan. She said 'Grab the blade!”

“I'm kinda like herpes, I just keep coming back.”

“I'm the only woman who can walk in Central Park at night... and reduce the crime rate.”