"Nothing rectifies out-of-control market failures like a..." - Quote by George Carlin

“A good motto to live by: "Always try not to get killed.”

“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”

“There's a part of me that is angry. Not in the sense of, "Gee, George is an angry guy!" I mean, anyone who's been with me five minutes, five years, whatever, they would tell you they've rarely seen me in a moment of anger. Yes, I can become highly irritated in a line that's moving slowly, or with a clerk who's incompetent. But I don't yell. I don't get rude. I am clear about what I expect. In a store, my mother always told me, "Ask for the manager immediately. It changes the tone of the conversation."”

“People who build family businesses are not classically trained. They have to deal with an enormous amount of politics. You think corporate politics are tough? Go work for your dad or your mom.”

“Equality does not mean that all plants must grow to the same height - a society of tall grass and dwarf trees, a jostle of conflicting jealousies. It means, in civic terms, an equal outlet for all talents; in political terms, that all votes will carry the same weight; and in religious terms that all beliefs will enjoy equal rights.”

“Trust him to have his bitter politicsAgainst his unacquaintances the richWho sleep in houses of their own, though mortgaged.Conservatives, they don't know what to save.”

“Labor is the superior of capital, and deserves much the higher consideration”

“When I graduated from high school, it was during the Depression and we had no money.”

“When you talk about the stimulus package, you can ask 1,000 different people and they - you will have 1,000 different opinions of what is the ideal stimulus package.”