"I must seem like an ostrich who..." - Quote by Albert Einstein

“Failure is success in progress”

“Genius is making complex ideas simple, not making simple ideas complex”

“Despite my being an old gypsy there is a tendency to respectability inherent in old age.”

“Astronomy is a cold, desert science, with all its pompous figures,-depends a little too much on the glass-grinder, too little on the mind. 'T is of no use to show us more planets and systems. We know already what matter is, and more or less of it does not signify.”

“Philosophy is to science as masturbation is to sex.”

“The rose is a rose, And was always a rose.But the theory now goes That the apple's a rose.”

“A well-tied tie is the first serious step in life.”

“I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only.”

“I'd say pot has been a break-even proposition for me.”