"I consider the coke a major cause...." - Quote by George Carlin
I consider the coke a major cause. Of course, you could also make the argument that because cocaine speeds up the heart, it's good for you.
More by George Carlin
“The straightest line between a straight distance is two points.”
“Have you ever wondered why Republicans are so interested in encouraging people to volunteer in their communities? It’s because volunteers work for no pay. Republicans have been trying to get people to work for no pay for a long time.”
“I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.”
More on Drugs
“I've been studying drugs for years.”
“I slipped myself some pink Xannies/And danced around the house in all-over print panties.”
“Brenda [Carlin] went into therapy and I soon joined her. First we put the drugs behind us, then we began serious work on our relationship. And, in time, we got well together.She just drove through a hotel lobby. Now, that's bottoming out.”