"If I can get my dress on,..." - Quote by Dolly Parton
If I can get my dress on, my weight is under control.
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“My doctor told me that I really should lose some weight. "You're mildly obese," he said. And I thought, "Well, who couldn't afford to lose 20 or 30 pounds?" He said, "Well, a person in your category." I said, "What is that category, doctor?" He said, "Well, you're what I call upwardly middle aged." And I said, "I forgive you for everything."”
“I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower body garments I own that still fit me comfortably are towels.”
“I'm on a diet as my skin doesn't fit me anymore.”