"The secret to success is to offend..." - Quote by George Bernard Shaw

“In an article on Bunyan lately published in the "Contemporary Review" - the only article on the subject worth reading on the subject I ever saw (yes, thank you, I am familiar with Macaulay's patronizing prattle about "The Pilgrim's Progress") etc.”

“Beware of false knowledge; it is more dangerous than ignorance.”

“No age or condition is without its heroes . The least incapable general in a nation is its Cæsar, the least imbecile statesman its Solon , the least confused thinker its Socrates , the least commonplace poet its Shakespeare .”

“Wait 'till I get my money right.”

“You have to rely on others to have success as a group.”

“Every great achievement is the victory of a flaming heart.”

“I know a good woman who thinks that her son lost his life because he took to drinking water only.”

“All day long, they lie in the sun, and when the sun goes down, they lie some more.”

“If you want to be equal with me, you can get your own Rolls-Royce, your own house and your own million dollars.”