"Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like..." - Quote by Mark Twain
Presbyterianism without infant damnation would be like the dog on the train that couldn't be identified because it had lost its tag.
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“Your actions speak so much louder than words.”
“The silent colossal National Lie that is the support and confederate of all the tyrannies and shams and inequalities and unfairnesses that afflict the peoples — that is the one to throw bricks and sermons at.”
“The thing for us to do is just to do our duty, and not worry about whether anybody sees us do it or not.”
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“I am a Muslim, because it's a religion that teaches you an eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth. It teaches you to respect everybody, and treat everybody right. But it also teaches you if someone steps on your toe, chop off their foot. And I carry my religious axe with me all the time.”
“The religion of Islam actually restores one's human feelings, human rights, human incentives, human, his talent.”
“If the people of Utah shall peacefully form a State Constitution tolerating polygamy, will the Democracy admit them into the Union?”
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“It comes down to a doubt about the wisdomOf having children after having had them,So there is nothing we can do about itBut warn the children they perhaps should have none.”
“You know what scares me? When you have to be nice to some paranoid schizophrenic, just because she lives in your head.”
“No matter how much a woman loved a man, it would still give her a glow to see him commit suicide for her.”