"I don't know what's better gettin' laid..." - Quote by Kanye West

“You may be talented but you're not Kanye West.”

“In America, they want you to accomplish these great feats, to pull off these David Copperfield-type stunts. You want me to be great, but you don't ever want me to say I'm great?”

“I don't use blue. I don't like it. It bugs me out. I hate it.”

“When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health.”

“Of what use the friendliest disposition even, if there are no hours given to Friendship, if it is forever postponed to unimportant duties and relations? Friendship first, Friendship last.”

“People often ask me how I keep my priorities straight in life and I tell them that it is done by constantly straightening them out!”

“It’s not that I want money. It’s the fun of making money and watching it grow.”

“Behold, the fool saith, "Put not all thine eggs in the one basket" - which is but a matter of saying, "Scatter your money and your attention"; but the wise man saith, "Pull all your eggs in the one basket and - WATCH THAT BASKET." - Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar”

“Everybody in boxing probably makes out well except for the fighter.”