"Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the..." - Quote by Dave Barry
Today's beauty ideal, strictly enforced by the media, is a person with the same level of body fat as a paper clip.
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“Stuffwise we are not a lean operation. We're the kind of people who, if we were deciding what absolute minimum essential items we'd need to carry in our backpacks for the final, treacherous ascent to the summit of Mount Everest, would take along aquarium filters, just in case.”
“If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.”
“I wrote about why I didn't think libertarians are really doing this kind of thing so that they can have sex with dogs. I discussed some of the reasons that a person might want to live out of the control of our federal, state, local, and every other form of government. Actually, I don't think I even called myself a libertarian. I think Tom Shroder identified me as one.”