"Men have no cause to criticize women..." - Quote by Dave Barry
Men have no cause to criticize women about the way they are about weddings. Because men are like that about sports, but it never ends. At least women, after the wedding, say it wasn't that big a deal and they're never going to look at the DVD again. Men never stop being crazy about sports.
More by Dave Barry
“Nobody understands how hard it is, being a captain.”
“Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.”
“Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are often continued in the next yard.”
More on Humor
“I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!”
“I have named myself an unofficial ambassador for Australia and I have the biggest mouth on Earth.”
“I really do believe that anything in life - any obstacle or challenge - can be made better with humor.”
More on Gender Differences
“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to save the infant's life without even considering if there are men on base.”
“One of the things being in politics has taught me is that men are not a reasoned or reasonable sex.”
“Don't try to teach men how to do anything in public. They can learn in private; in public they have to know.”