"He [Steve McQueen] must have made that..." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“If there's one pitch you keep swinging at and keep missing, stop swinging at it.”

“Ninety percent of putts that are short, don't go in.”

“You can't make anybody do anything, if they don't want to.”

“When the police arrived and found no lion, no broken wall, and no convicts, and the Head behaving like a lunatic, there was an inquiry into the whole thing. And in the inquiry all sorts of things about Experiment House came out, and about ten people got expelled. After that, the Head's friends saw that the Head was no use as a Head, so they got her made an Inspector to interfere with other Heads. And when they found she wasn't much good even at that, they got her into Parliament where she lived happily ever after.”

“When I was young I found out that the big toe always ends up making a hole in a sock.So I stopped wearing socks.”

“An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs.”

“I want to go when I want. It is tasteless to prolong life artificially. I have done my share, it is time to go. I will do it elegantly.”

“Many die too late, and some die too early. Yet strangers soundeth the precept: "Die at the right time!"”

“I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it.”