"I have a boyfriend who knows how..." - Quote by Amy Poehler

“Tina Fey and I have 15 things in development: 'Laverne and Shirley', 'Starsky and Hutch 3', 'Cagney and Lacey', 'Wonder Twins Activate From Two Hot Broads', 'Little House on the Prairie: The Musical: The Movie'.”

“You become more attractive when you love yourself. You ATTRACT the right things when you have a sense of who you are.”

“Both conservatives and liberals watch 'Parks and Recreation,' and they each think the show is for them, which is really cool. 'SNL' was totally different. It was exciting because everyone was paying attention. Political humor works when people know what you're talking about.”

“At the same time, as social beings, we are moved in the relations with our fellow beings by such feelings as sympathy, pride, hate, need for power, pity, and so on.”

“Love others as you would love yourself, judge others as you would judge yourself, cherish others as you would cherish yourself. When you wish for others as you wish for yourself and when you protect others as you would protect yourself, that's when you can say it's true love.”

“You can spend so much time wanting someone and they can have absolutely no idea.”

“There was an old Woman who lived in a shoe She had so many children Her government subsidy check came to $4,892.”

“When I was a boy, I laid in my twin-sized bed and wondered where my brother was.”

“There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.”