“I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!”

“She [Benzino] is obsessed with me. I never would think I would see the day when I seen the worst rapper in the world going against one of the best.”

“Imma be what I set out to be without a doubt undoubtedly.”

“My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.”

“My morals went when the president got oral.”

“I don't go so far as to think that the only good Indians are dead Indians, but I believe nine out of ten are, and I shouldn't like to inquire too closely into the case of the tenth.”

“Important decisions are risky. They should be controversial. Acclamation means that nobody has done the homework.”

“Art is never chaste. It ought to be forbidden to ignorant innocents, never allowed into contact with those not sufficiently prepared. Yes, art is dangerous. Where it is chaste, it is not art.”