“You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.”

“It is a disturbing conundrum that true free will cannot exist without the possibility of suicide. Then again, it ain't over 'til it's over!”

“I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!”

“Laughter is the shock absorber that eases the blows of life.”

“Whatever you do, you should do it with feeling.”

“Lord, I could not endure a husband with a beard on his face! I had rather lie in the woolen.”

“There is no slander in an allowed fool, though he do nothing but rail.”

“I will not be sworn but love may transform me to an oyster”

“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.”

“It's fun; baseball's fun.”

“Ninety percent of the game (baseball) is half mental.”

“Russian may seem narrow-minded, impudent, or even stupid people, but can only pray for those who are against them.”

“America is not civil, whilst Africa is barbarous.”

“You know, women always could endure more than men. Not only physically, but mentally - did you ever get a peek at some of the husbands?”