"All pitchers are liars or crybabies...." - Quote by Yogi Berra

“You can't think and hit the ball at the same time.”

“You can tell a lot just by looking at it.”

“The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.”

“She was so fat that her bikini is made out of two bed sheets (king-size).”

“Modesty died when clothes were born.”

“A friend of mine jokes that I have a painstaking royalty complex. Like maybe I was a duke in a past life.”

“In baseball, you don't know nothin'.”

“I see great things in baseball. It's our game - the American game. It will take our people out-of-doors, fill them with oxygen, give them a larger physical stoicism. Tend to relieve us from being a nervous, dyspeptic set. Repair these losses, and be a blessing to us.”

“Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.”