"There's nothing like white trash at the..." - Quote by Dolly Parton

“I'm a showgirl, as you can tell. I'm ever ready.”

“It doesn't bother me when someone calls me a 'dumb blonde.' I'm neither dumb or blonde.”

“Cheating love is just as real as un-cheating love.”

“I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing.”

“Do you know why I’m the fastest heavyweight in the world? I’m the only heavyweight that trains underwater!”

“Envy the kangaroo. That pouch setup is extraordinary; the baby crawls out of the womb when it is about two inches long, gets into the pouch, and proceeds to mature. I'd have a baby if it would develop in my handbag.”

“When asked what was the proper time for supper: If you are a rich man, whenever you please; and if you are a poor man, whenever you can.”

“One wants recovery to start from the bottom, and the other wants it to start from the top. I don't know which is right. I've never heard of anybody suggesting that they might start it in the middle, so I hereby make that suggestion. To start recovery halfway between the two, because it's the middle class that does everything anyhow. But I don't know anything about it.”

“I came from the South and I know what war is, for I have seen its wreckage and terrible ruin. It is easy for me as President to declare war. I do not have to fight, and neither do the gentlemen on the Hill who now clamour for it. It is some poor farmer's boy, or son of some poor widow away off in some modest community, or perhaps the scion of a great family, who will have to do the fighting.”