"I never took a human life, I..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“Whoever said a horse was dumb, was dumb”

“Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.”

“Lord, the money we do spend on Government and it's not one bit better than the government we got for one-third the money twenty years ago.”

“I guess my whole life, as much as I might have wanted a child for the reason that everybody wants one, I always recognized that at no point until I was 50 was I old enough or up to the job. I thought, you know what, I not only really want a child, but at this point, finally in my life, I think I'm up to the job and I'm the type of person who could do the job well and I'm financially prepared to look after a child.”

“Independence means voluntary restraints and discipline, voluntary acceptance of the rule of law.”

“Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber.”

“The fool who has not sense to discriminate between what is good and what is bad is well nigh as dangerous as the man who does discriminate and yet chooses the bad.”

“In some countries a hunting parson is no uncommon sight. Such a one might make a good shepherd's dog, but is far from being the Good Shepherd.”

“My soul refuses to be satisfied so long as it is a helpless witness of a single wrong or a single misery.”