"I'm in favor of personal growth as..." - Quote by George Carlin

“Environmentalists changed the word jungle to rain forest, because no one would give them money to save a jungle. Same with swamps and wetlands.”

“People always tell me "Have a nice day." Well what if I don't want to? What if I want to have a crappy day?”

“Children should be taught to question everything . . . everything they read and everything they hear.”

“Generally the pythons are better than anything else at killing.”

“I'm easy to look like, so there are lots and lots of Dolly look-alikes.”

“Spaghetti... I can't eat spaghetti, there's too many of them. No matter how hungry I am, 1,000 of something is too many. I'll have 1,000 pieces of noodles.”

“What you feel is wrong or missing in your relationships is an indication that something is amiss within you.”

“The development of our minds and our destination in future lives is in our hands. No one else can help us. It is very important that we each take responsibility for ourselves. Sustain mindfulness 24 hours a day. Thank you. That is all.”

“Everyone needs a coach. It doesn't matter whether you're a basketball player, a tennis player, a gymnast or a bridge player.”