"Your federal government needs your money so..." - Quote by Dave Barry
Your federal government needs your money so that it can perform vital services for you that you would not think up yourself in a million years.
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“Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!”