"Sometimes Howard [Cosell] makes me wish I..." - Quote by Muhammad Ali

“I am an ordinary man who worked hard to develop the talent I was given.”

“Home is the place you can go when you're whipped.”

“When people are forced to interact to survive, their prejudices diminish.”

“Isn't it strange that I who have written only unpopular books should be such a popular fellow?”

“If I hadn't been a woman, I'd have been a drag queen”

“Even evangelicals realize that Pinocchio's father was a carpenter too. That's the old joke.”

“I think you've got something there, but I'll wait outside until you clean it up.”

“I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.”

“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.”