"My most brilliant achievement was my ability..." - Quote by Winston Churchill
My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.
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“Nothing is perfect on the human stage.”
“And wherever men are fighting against barbarism, tyranny, and massacre, for freedom, law, and honour, let them remember that the fame of their deeds, even though they themselves be exterminated, may perhaps be celebrated as long as the world rolls round.”
“War is mainly a catalogue of blunders.”
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“To be in love involves the most irresistible conviction that one will go on being in love until one dies, and that possession of the beloved will confer, not merely frequent ecstasies, but settled, fruitful, deep-rooted, lifelong happiness.”
“For it is mutual trust, even more than mutual interest that holds human associations together. Our friends seldom profit us but they make us feel safe. Marriage is a scheme to accomplish exactly that same end.”
“It's my old girl that advises. She has the head. But I never own to it before her. Discipline must be maintained.”
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“You can bet there's something fishy going on. I guess some large mouth bass left that lipstick on our shirt.”
“Christopher Columbus was looking for a passage to India, but he landed in America. He landed in the wrong place, and when he got back, he wasn't sure where he'd been. But most important of all, he did it on someone else's money.”
“Either he's dead or my watch has stopped.”