"I am a sporting man. I always..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“One cannot leap a chasm in two jumps.”

“History with its flickering lamp stumbles along the trail of the past, trying to reconstruct its scenes, to revive its echoes, and kindle with pale gleams the passion of former days.”

“No stronger retrograde force exists in the world. Far from being moribund, Mohammedanism is a militant and proselytizing faith.”

“Christopher Columbus was the first socialist: he didn't know where he was going, he didn?t know where he was? and he did it all at taxpayers expense.”

“I put hardwood floors on top of wall-to-wall carpet.”

“I Xeroxed my watch. Now I have time to spare.”

“We are never late. We arrive precisely when we mean to.”

“An employer of mine back in the '80s was kind enough to take me on after a rough patch, and it made a big difference in my life that I knew I was the sort of person who showed up on time. It's a basic tell of character.”

“Strict punctuality is a cheap virtue.”