"The short memories of the American voters..." - Quote by Will Rogers

“What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more.”

“There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you.”

“There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in.”

“If you want a good argument against democracy, spend five minutes with a voter.”

“Now these fellows in Washington wouldn't be so serious and particular if they only had to vote on what they thought was good for the majority of the people in the U.S. That would be a cinch. But what makes it hard for them is every time a bill comes up they have things to decide that have nothing to do with the merit of the bill. The principal thing is of course: What will this do for me personally back home?”

“A fool and his money are soon elected.”

“The Congress fights not with violent but with nonviolent means, however imperfect, however crude the nonviolence may be.”

“I'm not an expert on the arms race.”

“Government is not a warfare of interests.”