"Is there a medical rule that requires..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he would come back to life if people in all 50 states wanted him to.”

“I, alone, could never have produced this book. I say this mainly in case there are lawsuits.”

“Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, using only their hands and feet, make some of the worst movies in the history of the world.”

“The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.”

“I see in him (Dr. Max Gerson) one of the most eminent medical geniuses in the history of medicine...he was greatly impeded by adverse political conditions.”

“Conjunctivitis.com — that’s a site for sore eyes.”

“I went to see my doctor... Doctor Vidi-boom-ba. Yeah...I told him once, "Doctor, every morning when I get up and look in the mirror I feel like throwing up. What's wrong with me?" He said, "I don't know, but your eyesight is perfect."”

“Many people are intimidated by doctors. ... People also feel stupid when they don't understand what a doctor's talking about the first time around, so they don't ask again. And let's be honest here, people. English is not a doctor's first language.”

“My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his.”