"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the..." - Quote by Dave Barry

“I don't want to dis anybody, but someone like Robert Parker. I first read a Spenser book maybe 20 years ago and then read every one that came out. I did that with Tony Hillerman too.”

“All other nations are drinking Ray Charles beer and we are drinking Barry Manilow.”

“The doctor looked at my cardiogram and made that "hmmmm" noise that doctors are taught in medical school so they won't come right out and say "UH-oh!"”

“It's like the Wild West, the Internet. There are no rules.”

“One out of every five page views in the United States is on Facebook!”

“Now everyone takes it for granted that you can look up movie reviews, track locations, and order stuff online. I wish there was a way we could take it away from people for a day so they could remember what it was like without it.”

“Although personally I am quite content with existing explosives, I feel we must not stand in the path of improvement.”

“I get more spam than anyone I know.”

“DOS is ugly and interferes with users' experience.”