"Never attempt to murder a man who..." - Quote by Woodrow Wilson

“There is here a great melting pot in which we must compound a precious metal. That metal is the metal of nationality.”

“You cannot be friends upon any other terms than upon the terms of equality.”

“America is the place where you cannot kill your government by killing the men who conduct it.”

“There is no credit to being a comedian, when you have the whole Government working for you. All you have to do is report the facts. I dont even have to exaggerate.”

“I like happy things, I'm really calm and peaceful. I like birds, bees, I like people. I like funny things that make me happy and gleeful... like when my teacher sucked my wee-wee in pre-school!”

“Meetings are places where dead ideas rise from their graves and eat the brains of the living.”

“Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.”

“The person you consider ignorant and insignificant is the one who came from God, that he might learn bliss from grief and knowledge from gloom.”

“A wise man will desire no more than what he may get justly, use soberly, distribute cheerfully, and leave contently.”