"A woman in love can't be reasonable..." - Quote by Mae West

“I know so much about men because I went to night school.”

“When you think about it, what other playwrights are there besides O'Neill, Tennessee and me?”

“I’ve been things and I've seen places.”

“When I was singing about 'All You Need Is Love' I was talking about something I hadn't experienced.”

“There are beautiful things about both being in love and being out of love. I just think you have to find those things.”

“There lives within the very flame of love A kind of wick or snuff that will abate it.”

“Most women lament not the death of their lovers so much out of real affection for them, as because they would appear worthy of love.”

“A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused.”

“I have too much imagination to be a housewife”