Never miss a chance to shut up
“We always want the best man to win an election. Unfortunately, he never runs.”
“Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.”
“You know you've got to exercise your brain just like your muscles.”
“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn't know.”
“Public opinion is the judgment of the incapable many opposed to that of the discerning few.”
“Fall down seven times, stand up eight. - Chinese proverbWithout music, life would be a mistake.”
“Talk in order that I may see you.”
“Plain question and plain answer make the shortest road out of most perplexities.”
“One picture is worth 1,000 denials.”