"Some guy invented Vitamin A out of..." - Quote by Will Rogers
Some guy invented Vitamin A out of a carrot. I'll bet he can't invent a good meal out of one.
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“If your Income Taxes go to help out the less fortunate, there could be no legitimate kick against it in the world. This is becoming the richest, and the poorest Country in the world. Why? Why, on account of an unequal distribution of the money.”
“All I know is just what I read in the Congressional Record. They have had some awful funny articles in there lately. As our government deteriorates, our humor increases.”
“One revolution is like one cocktail, it just gets you organized for the next.”
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“If you're reading it in a book, folks, it ain't self-help. It's help.”
“The music does bring us together and it's cheaper than therapy!”
“When I was a kid I got no respect. The time I was kidnapped, and the kidnappers sent my parents a note they said, "We want five thousand dollars or you'll see your kid again."”