"A baboon in a forest is a..." - Quote by Winston Churchill

“Always remember, a cat looks down on man, a dog looks up to man, but a pig will look man right in the eye and see his equal.”

“I like a man who grins when he fights.”

“Money is like manure, its only good if you spread it around.”

“Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.”

“There are some people who read too much: The bibliobibuli.”

“JACK That is nonsense. If I marry a charming girl like Gwendolen, and she is the only girl I ever saw in my life that I would marry, I certainly won't want to know Bunbury. ALGERNON Then your wife will. You don't seem to realize, that in married life three is company and two is none. JACK That, my dear young friend, is the theory that the corrupt French Drama has been propounding for the last fifty years. ALGERNON Yes; and that the happy English home has proved in half the time.”

“I Xeroxed a mirror. Now I have an extra Xerox machine.”

“I went to the Missing Persons Bureau but no one was there.”

“And I too, felt ready to start life all over again. It was as if that great rush of anger had washed me clean, emptied me of hope, and, gazing up at the dark sky spangled with its signs and stars, for the first time, the first, I laid my heart open to the benign indifference of the universe.”