“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“He that sleeps feels not the tooth-ache”

“In friendship, as in love, we are often happier through our ignorance than our knowledge.”

“Were all the letters sun, I could not see one.”