"Well, my dear," said Mr. Bennet, when..." - Quote by Jane Austen

“What do you know of my heart? What do you know of anything but your own suffering. For weeks, Marianne, I've had this pressing on me without being at liberty to speak of it to a single creature. It was forced on me by the very person whose prior claims ruined all my hope. I have endured her exultations again and again whilst knowing myself to be divided from Edward forever. Believe me, Marianne, had I not been bound to silence I could have provided proof enough of a broken heart, even for you.”

“Lady Middleton ... exerted herself to ask Mr. Palmer if there was any news in the paper. 'No, none at all,' he replied, and read on.”

“Anne hoped she had outlived the age of blushing; but the age of emotion she certainly had not.”

“Teach your child to hold his tongue; he'll learn fast enough to speak.”

“I became the kind of parent my mother was to me.”

“The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth.”

“My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves.”

“my wifes cooking is so bad the flys fix our screens”

“We get along real well actually [with my husband Karl Tomas Din]. We give each other space and he's not in the business and he doesn't want to be. I'm interested in his world, he's interested in mine, but we have our own things that we do together.”