“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“Do not cast away an honest man for a villain's accusation.”

“Justice always whirls in equal measure.”

“Make sure that the beer - four pints a week - goes to the troops under fire before any of the parties in the rear get a drop.”