"Cat, you ruined mom's dress!" "Honey, it..." - Quote by Dr Seuss

“Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!”

“You make 'em, I amuse 'em.”

“Preachers in pulpits talked about what a great message is in the book. No matter what you do, somebody always imputes meaning into your books.”

“I'm going to, not I'm gonna. Talk intelligent”

“The most important tool of the theoretical physicist is his wastebasket.”

“I had too much Nyquil and Vivarin again. Lost my stomach all over the place.”

“When I see a spade, I call it a spade. I'm glad to say I have never seen a spade. The man who would call a spade a spade should be compelled to use it. It's the only thing he's fit for.”

“How could an actor become president?”

“Man is the Reasoning Animal. Such is the claim. I think it is open to dispute.”