“He who kisses girl on hillside is not level”

“He who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser.”

“The injury of prodigality leads to this, that he who will not economize will have to agonize.”

“Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk”

“Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.”

“What, no more ceremony? See, my women! Against the blown rose may they stop their nose That kneel'd unto the buds.”

“The soul of this man is his clothes.”

“Fair ladies, masked, are roses in their bud;Dismasked, the damask sweet commixture shown,Are angels vailing clouds, or roses blown.”